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Dr. Kitch
Popularized By: Lord Kitchener
Written By: (Aldwyn Roberts)
Release Year: 0
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I am not a qualified physician
And I dont want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I dont want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
But, darling, one thing I want you know
Dont blame me for where the needle go

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, youre terrible
I cant stand the size of your needle

She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said Darling cant you be steady
Im going to have it done very shortly
She said Dr Kitch I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, its terrible
I cant stand the size of your needle

She still wouldnt lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection
She screamed Doctor stop! I cant stand the pain!
I dont think youre inside the right vain
I said Its your own fault you wouldnt be told
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, its terrible
I cant stand the size of your needle

I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vain
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch
Suddenly she ?
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
I said You little fool what you do
You talk until the needle breaking you

I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
Dr Kitch, its terrible
I cant stand the size of your needle

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